"Step with care and great tact And remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act Just never forget to be dexterous and deft And never mix up your right foot with your left."

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."

"You make 'em, I amuse 'em. [children]"

"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not."

"I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues."

"Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them."

"While I am not a fan of corporal punishment, I am not a fan of his friends Major Nuisance or General Disturbance."

"He who despairs over an event is a coward, but he who holds hope for the human condition is a fool."

"When you're part of a team, you stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you."

"I am more and more convinced that our happiness depends more on how we meet the events in our lives, than on those events themselves."

"Man ceased to be an ape, vanquished the ape, on the day the first book was written."

"I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich."