"It is entirely possible to win against the enemy, it is possible, even, to kill the enemy... and still be defeated by the battle."

"There are two rules for success: 1) Never tell everything you know."

"Aina€?t no mountain that I cana€?t climb, baby"

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."

"I was born on the prairies where the wind blew free and there was nothing to break the light of the sun. I was born where there were no enclosures..."

"Clever liars give details, but the cleverest don't."

"The wise man avoids evil by anticipating it."

"If someone tells you he is going to make ``a realistic decision,' you immediately understand that he is going to do something bad."

"The poet only asks to get his head into the heavens. It is the logician who seeks to get the heavens into his head. And it is his head that splits."

"If dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?"

"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse."

"Don't need to say please to no man for a happy tune."