"I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year."

"I was thought to be 'stuck up.' I wasn't. I was just sure of myself. This is and always has been an unforgivable quality to the unsure."

"With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying."

"It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend on human relations for lasting reward. It is only work that truly satisfies."

"There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne."

"The out-of-work actor wears out more than shoe leather. The very sensibilities that make him an artist are shattered by the disregard he is shown as a human being."

"Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win."

"Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy, and don't be afraid to hit the ball."

"Love is the extremely difficult realization that something other than oneself is real."

"If living conditions don't stop improving in this country, we're going to run out of humble beginnings for our great men."

"The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change."

"Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good."