"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"If you can't bite, don't show your teeth."

"Conservative: One who admires radicals centuries after they're dead."

"His honour rooted in dishonour stood, And faith unfaithful kept him falsely true."

"We are continually faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems."

"If age imparted wisdom, there wouldn't be any old fools."

"I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything."