"There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn't make the mistake of trying to get together."

"Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought."

"Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature."

"The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket."

"A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on."

"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men."

"Maturity consists in having rediscovered the seriousness one had as a child at play."

"Spend and be spent."

"Boys don't make passes at female smartasses."

"If we deny love that is given to us, if we refuse to give love because we fear pain or loss, then our lives will be empty, our loss greater."

"I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS."

"True is it that we have seen better days."