"It is generally agreed that 'Hello' is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said 'Goodbye,' it could confuse a lot of people."

"Violence is unnecessary and costly. Peace is the only way."

"Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse."

"I'll be ready for it to happen and that way it won't happen. It's a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper-vigilance, but it's my lot in life."

"Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes."

"I'd like to hate you, but you're really nice."

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a large fortune must be in want of a wife."

"If you are not big enough to lose, you are not big enough to win."

"Maybe it's what's inside that counts, but being told you look good feels good!"

"By March 1918, Lenin's Bolshevik regime, then just five months old, had knowingly killed more of its political opponents than Czarist Russia had in the whole preceding century."

"Delusion will vanish as the light becomes more and more effulgent, load after load of ignorance will vanish, and then will come a time when all else has disappeared and the sun alone shines."

"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse."