"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."

"For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal"

"Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things."

"I don't want to become immortal through my work, I want to become immortal through not dying."

"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?"

"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me."

"It should be a very happy marriage --- they are both so much in love with him."

"Success isn't necessarily permanent - but neither is failure."

"Peace may cost as much as war, but it is a better buy."

"Don't SAY things. What you ARE stands over you the while, and thunders so that I cannot hear what you say to the contrary."

"If a man is destined to drown, he will drown even in a spoonful of water."

"When the grandmothers of today hear the word ``Chippendales,'' they don't necessary think of chairs."