"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"Feed a fever, starve a cold. Lightly sup with rickets."

"Everything starts as somebody's daydream."

"Children are natural mimics; they act like their parents in spite of every effort to teach them good manners."

"Some who have read the book, or at any rate have reviewed it, have found it boring, absurd, or contemptible, and I have no cause to complain, since I have similar opinions of their works..."

"His horror is wild, but it is a sane horror."

"I think I think, therefore, I think I am."