"The two most beautiful words in the English language are ``check enclosed.''"

"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."

"Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."

"By whom?"

"The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism."

"I really can't come to your party Mrs. Parker, I can't bear fools.' That's strange; your mother could."

"The graveyards are full of indispensable men."

"Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and celebrate the journey!"

"REVELATION, n. A famous book in which St. John the Divine concealed all that he knew. The revealing is done by the commentators, who know nothing."

"I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false, and to incur my own abhorrence."

"I have never been hurt by anything I didn't say."

"The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference."