"In human relations a little language goes farther than a little of almost anything else. Whereas one language now often makes a wall, two can make a gate."

"Proud people breed sad sorrows for themselves."

"How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a weary world."

"Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated."

"The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about it."

"You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose."

"Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it."

"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."

"We ust find our duties in what comes to us, not in what might have been."

"Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul."

"The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one, must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass."

"There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting."